10 Things Frankie Hejduk Can Do Right Now For The Columbus Crew

Posted on April 24, 2012 by Scott Biggs
  1. Change his name to the phonetically correct “Hayduck” so we can spell and pronounce it correctly.
  2. Put a shirt on every once in awhile (at least while dining at Hyde Park or L’Antibes).
  3. Lower stadium beer prices by 90%.
  4. Tickle Chad Marshall.
  5. Encourage the Nordecke to throw streamers during corner kicks again.
  6. Teach free surfing classes in the Olentangy River.
  7. Authorize a more powerful T-Shirt cannon to reach the upper decks.
  8. Teach his dog to catch Frisbees so we can have a fun halftime show every game.
  9. Marry Kim Kardashian.
  10. Suit up.
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Welcome Back, Frankie Hejduk!

Posted on April 19, 2012 by Scott Biggs

I don’t know what the heck a Brand Ambassador is, but nice to have Frankie back in the Black and Gold, even if it is necktie.

Crew legend Frankie Hejduk officially retires, joins club's front office | Columbus Crew.

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Fantastic Stadium Concepts for Qatar’s 2022 World Cup

Posted on March 12, 2012 by Scott Biggs

Cheer up, Charlie. The Barbasol kits looked good, we get two weeks to rest a bad hammy, and we got our first peeps at the new guys. We are all looking forward to getting that first goal of the season in Cbus anyway, right? Meantime, check these out…

Yes, it looks like lady-parts to us, too.

 

Fantastic Stadium Concepts for Qatar’s 2022 World Cup | The Design Inspiration.

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Season Tickets for $200 | Columbus Crew

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Scott Biggs

Good deal for season tix in the upper deck. Minimum 2 for a total of $400, works out to $11 a game for the 18-game season (without the Soccer Nation benefits or exchanges).

Season Tickets for $200 | Columbus Crew.

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Gaven Ohio Tshirt at Skreened T-shirts

Posted on February 27, 2012 by Scott Biggs

I find this amuuuusing. Not sure if it is meant to be Eddie, but it sure looks like him, doesn’t it? Purchase here.

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Crew vs. Charleston Battery tonight at 7:15 on thecrew.com!!

Posted on February 25, 2012 by Scott Biggs

Excellent! Go Crew, excited for a first look at our 2012 squad!

Carolina Challenge Cup | Columbus Crew.

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